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| tw_fester |
Posted - 26 Sep 2008 : 08:15:49
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| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Piper |
Posted - 04 Mar 2018 : 16:28:09
In a time where men were prone to dance with epic moves, in pink tights and gold hotpants wearing roller skates and showing his ass. Cheeks McGrubber turned and grunted hello and belched G’day to the fair but rather burly buxom blonde wench with blue eyes, red ruby lips and a mullet and spoke like a Deranged Gnome.
One dark day very near Christmas layin an egg that was green with magenta pokadots shaped like a rectangular prism, and out came a millimeter tall duckling with five heads that proceeded to lay a 7ft-tall draconian. With a sour grin said "Top of the afternoon haven’t you been to town? There is a big hairy monster, giving kids candy!!!!!!”
Then the duckling began breathing sparks that were shaped like Murexes, which is a type of spiny, warm, fuzzy, purple carebear with long sharp pointy teeth. So the draconian picked dandelions near the large egg, and Duckling ate them. The draconian yelled, "Don't eat that! They're poisonous idiot!!!"
So the duckling did the unthinkable and made the draconian hit him with a piece of a green, long, wet noodle from the soup the draconian had in his backpack. So the duckling picked up his 70ft. long flamethrower and proceeded to cook the noodle to a crispy, crunchy cream cheese. Then he covered the draconian in cream cheese and super hot sauce. This made the Duckling laugh like kalowen and piper after picturing Raistlin running in on Tanis showering in a pink bathrobe in Berlin 1967.
So then the draconian laughed because somehow though telepathy he pictured it. The duckling was laughing so uncontrollably that he failed in killing the large purple parasite that we call Phil. Phil decided the draconian was threatening the small but not defenseless ant that had taken over Duckling's mind and ability therefore dooming him to walk the plank of the never ending laughing cycle that kills most squirrels instantaneously.
Then suddenly without warning, a tiny paperclip was thrown, hitting the draconian in the eye causing the laughing-cycle to increases profusely. That everyone blew-up big chunks of chocolate and coffee from the Starbucks in the Abyss. "You know that it will only go to show that Takhisis used to be a happy goodwilled sprite that visited this Starbucks while I was previously here."
"No WAY" said Raistlin Majere, “I own this Starbucks and everything around it. hmmmmmmmm maybe it so there."
"Ha Ha" cried Phil the parasite who suddenly oozed from the dirt and grime that the deceased Duckling was currently standing on top of yelling,
"I'm King of the biggest pile of chocolate with tiny marshmallows.” Raistlin used these to create the frappacinos in his new enchanted Kender-Blender that he acquired at the Flea Market for one copper, Lincoln headed penny which no one knew existed in Krynn or any other world except on a strange world called Pryan and another one called Abarrach which is just outside the dreaded Death Star of the Wal-Mart headquarters, located in another dimension.
So Phil decided to pick up a large root to stare at for day?s at random moments. Then he took it and burned it leaving no trace of the mystic root of terra. This caused the kender blender to scream like a cat in heat.
Phil covered his sludge filled ears with rotten elven nasal wort scabs! and road kill.... that was found out to be his lost brother who was a plummer by trade Realizing this Phil said "yay" and began to celebrate by dancing the hustle and singing The Trees which was very annoying since it was a song about social unrest.
So Raistlin said, "I wanted to be a ballet dancer? but i hated the thought of hotpink ballet slippers and limegreen tights. But the Tutu’s were my favorite especially when worn by my apprentice who would dance the swan lake like a pro. He is so gay. Happy and secure and not scared but i am
, of the existential
self is the only place that can ever bind the soul
keep to the beam
ka
PiPer
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| Fizban Who |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 22:01:42
but I am
The single most dangerous thing in all of Krynn is to hear a Kender say "oops".
Fizban Who? |
| Kalowen |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 21:36:59
and not scared |
| Fizban Who |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 21:33:50
happy and secure
The single most dangerous thing in all of Krynn is to hear a Kender say "oops".
Fizban Who? |
| Kalowen |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 21:32:22
. He's so gay. |
| Fizban Who |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 21:29:32
like a pro
The single most dangerous thing in all of Krynn is to hear a Kender say "oops".
Fizban Who? |
| Kalowen |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 20:30:58
the Swan Lake |
| Fizban Who |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 20:22:34
who would dance
The single most dangerous thing in all of Krynn is to hear a Kender say "oops".
Fizban Who? |
| Kalowen |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 19:56:24
by my apprentice |
| Fizban Who |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 19:54:39
especially when worn
The single most dangerous thing in all of Krynn is to hear a Kender say "oops".
Fizban Who? |
| Kalowen |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 19:50:04
were my favorite |
| Fizban Who |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 19:49:08
But the Tutu’s
The single most dangerous thing in all of Krynn is to hear a Kender say "oops".
Fizban Who? |
| Kalowen |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 19:36:49
and limegreen tights. |
| Fizban Who |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 19:20:14
hotpink ballet slippers
The single most dangerous thing in all of Krynn is to hear a Kender say "oops".
Fizban Who? |
| Kalowen |
Posted - 15 Feb 2009 : 18:41:40
the thought of |
